Man tries to create the biggest display of Christmas lights in the neighborhood. It’s, um, very bright.

How bright? Well, the aliens out in deep space take notice of the unusual light coming from an otherwise obscure planet. Naturally, they decide to investigate.

By investigate, we mean land on planet Earth. Is that not the most awesome alien landing ship ever?

By investigate, we mean the aliens come armed.

Naturally, things go very wrong. She mistakes this alien for a contest judge and offers some fruitcake. You know all about fruitcake.

The aliens try to figure out what fruitcake is and how dangerous it might be.

Curtain call.